Adventures in Loliboy-dom

Apr 07
4gifs:

Barkley The Pom gets washed and blow dried. [vid]

4gifs:

Barkley The Pom gets washed and blow dried. [vid]

Apr 07

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Apr 07

oknope:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

Apr 07

genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

Apr 07
samurljackson:

why aM I LAIGHING SO HARD HLEP

samurljackson:

why aM I LAIGHING SO HARD HLEP

Apr 07
catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Apr 07
videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Apr 07
bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.
Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.
Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.

Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.

Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

Apr 06

heavens-to-the-betsy:

certifiedsharkattack:

heavens-to-the-betsy:

certifiedsharkattack:

what-its-all-aboot:

Thanks, Shark.

I miss you a lot….

So do I, Sharkie.

You know, his birthday was Friday. He would have been 24.

Fuck.

I miss him so much, Sharkie.

I miss him too, momma….

Apr 06

heavens-to-the-betsy:

certifiedsharkattack:

what-its-all-aboot:

Thanks, Shark.

I miss you a lot….

So do I, Sharkie.

You know, his birthday was Friday. He would have been 24.

Fuck.